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Hey guys. SpaceGuru5 here, bringing you my official blog. Est. 31 Aug 2012.

Thursday, December 26, 2013

The Barney Review Saga Has Concluded

Yep, I finally posted the Barney Review conclusion. That means I'm finally done with this Barney shit after having focused on it since July 2013. Thank God!

Anyway, here's the video. I posted this on Boxing Day in Canada, so I guess it counts as some sort of holiday special, even if nobody else celebrates Boxing Day outside of Canada (I don't even know what the fuck Boxing Day is).

"The Coyote and the Hulk: Barney's Great Adventure (1998) Review (Part 4 of 4)"
 
Fun Fact: If you put all four parts of this review series back-to-back the way they are, the resulting video would be 1 hour, 28 minutes, and 27 seconds, which is the length of an actual movie.
 
Anyway, thanks for staying tuned, and take care. :)

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

A Special Message

Merry Christmas to everyone (as long as you're Christian. If you're not, then Happy Christmahanukkwanzaakah.). Now please, stop singing fucking Christmas carols to everyone in town. We're all trying to get some sleep.

In all seriousness, I love all of you. I love each of my subscribers and I'm very grateful that I have as many as I have right now (172 at the time of this post).

Thanks for your support of me being a sardonic asshole, and take great care this Christmas. :)

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

UPDATE: The Review Will Be Postponed Until After Christmas

Sorry to be so sudden, but recent events have occurred that have forced me to postpone the posting of the persistently piss-poor piece of poop known as Barney's Great Adventure. We're gonna film an extra scene some time this week and will post it as soon as possible. Thanks for your patience.

Take care. :)

Monday, December 23, 2013

A Possible Video to Start off 2014?

So, I guess now's the time I reveal that rant topic I'm sure 3 of you have been wondering about. The rant was originally supposed to be about racist idiocy in modern society, but it's evolved into the state of society as it is today. I posted a script for it on my DeviantART page as a journal entry. I guess you can consider this your free backstage pass. Anyway, the link's right here, so you can read it if you want to. I really don't care, though, since I know not many of you will bother to read it anyway.

Stay tuned, and take care. Oh, and happy almost Christmas. <(")