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Hey guys. SpaceGuru5 here, bringing you my official blog. Est. 31 Aug 2012.

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This page is a look back on all the videos I've posted since 2009. I've organized them by years, as well as my personal histories associated with each year. I've also detailed how long I've been making each of my types of videos, e.g. commentaries and rants.

2009 The First Year
2009 will always be a year I hold dear. It isn't because the videos I made were spectacular, but rather because of the history it shares with my personal life. 2009 was the year I met Daniel (DFGHulk). It was my 7th Grade year. The 2009-10 School Year started on August 31, and this was when I met Daniel. He and I were classmates. We befriended almost immediately, and our friendship seems to grow stronger with every passing day. Okinawa Karate with Winsor was posted by the time I met him. The first video I posted while I knew Daniel was Astrological Zodiac.

Age: 11-12 years
Personal Music Phase: Classic rock
Most Viewed 2009 Video: You Killed Gary!!! Short 1
Song for 2009: America – "Ventura Highway" (1972)

You can view the official playlist here.

July 2009
  • Rockstar Smash
  • Short Fight
  • Strange!
  • Dance Craze!!!
  • Winsor's Revenge
  • Tired Out
August 2009
  • Okinawa Karate with Winsor
September 2009
  • Astrological Zodiac
October 2009
  • Winsor Plays Pump It Up
  • Video Montage
  • Short Advert for New Series
November 2009
  • You Killed Gary!!! Short 1
  • It's Me!
  • Pre-Algebra In A Flash!
December 2009
  • Winsor and Me: Neu BFz!
2010 A New Decade
2010 was in many ways like 2009. It may have been the start of the 2010s, but for me it was still mentally the end of the 2000s. I had plenty of free time to make videos in 2010, and I still didn't have a clear direction for my channel; I was just posting things for the sake of posting things. It was in 2010 that I entered adolescence, though puberty didn't quite hit me until the end of 2010. This year marked the first year that I made rants, as well as the beginning of the end of my use of Anime Studio 5 and 6. 2010 houses a good chunk of my most popular videos, including the infamous Funny Dora series. The Dora series accounts for about 52% of my overall views. You do the math.

Age: 12-13 years
Personal Music Phase: Classic rock
Most Viewed 2010 Video: Funny Dora Part 2
Song for 2010: A Flock of Seagulls – "I Ran (So Far Away)" (1982)

You can view the official playlist here.

January 2010
  • You Killed Gary!!! Short 2
  • Winsor Kills Kenny...NOT
  • An Important Message!!! PLEASE READ!!!
  • It's Me Again!!!
February 2010
  • Kenny Dancing Rndmleh!
  • Stick Bloopers Episode 1
  • Adventures of T and G Episode 1
  • Advert to Go to My Channel
  • How Smart Are You? Question 1
  • The Answer to Question 1
  • Explaining Question 1
  • Lesson 1: The derivative of y with respect to x
  • School Fight!!!
  • How Smart Are You? Question 2
  • The Answer to Question 2
  • Fishing Accident!
March 2010
  • Webshow episode 1 (DELETED)
    • I forgot the original title...
  • Webshow episode 2 (DELETED)
    • I forgot the original title...
  • Webshow episode 3 (DELETED)
    • I forgot the original title...
  • Lesson 2: The Trigonometric Ratios
  • How Smart Are You? Question 3
  • Games Gone Wrong? Number 1: Tetris
  • Gus the Hedgehog
  • 15 World Languages
  • Stick Bloopers Episode 2
  • Living Without a Soul: A Brief Summary of a Painful Life
  • My Coat of Arms
  • Tails Doll Finds an Apprentice
April 2010
  • Today's University Place Weather/ April 1, 2010
  • Davis and I Sing Moskau
  • The Sailor Song - My Style!
  • Funny Dora Part 2
May 2010
  • Funny Dora Part 1
  • Funny Dora Part 3
  • My Shadow Tribute Flipnote (50TH VIDEO!!!)
June 2010
  • My LOLCat and Ironic Pic Compilation
  • Me Playing "Greensleeves/What Child Is This?" EASY Piano Version HD
  • Dancing Flipnote! :)
  • My South Park Characters
August 2010
  • Funny Tails Doll
  • Click This If You Hate the "Do You Like Waffles?" Song
September 2010
  • Poll #1 - Favorite South Park Character(s)
  • A Very Touching Moment
  • YouTube Poop Shortie: Dora's Back From Hotel Mario
  • YouTube Poop - Dora's Gay Adventure
October 2010
  • Государственный гимн Российской Федерации (With Lyrics)
  • My Top Four NES Games
November 2010
  • Rant Against Sony Music Entertainment / Promo for Group
  • Rant Against Kphoria (DELETED)
  • My Apologies to Kphoria
  • NEWSFLASH #1: I Wrote A Book
  • SpaceGuru5's Top Ten: Big Band Mini OST
December 2010
  • Rio de Janeiro Montage
  • Paris Montage
  • New York Montage
  • Luxor Montage
  • Rio de Janeiro Boss
  • South Park Characters (Part One)
  • South Park Characters (Part Two)
  • Viacom vs. YouTube Part 1: They're At It Again!
  • YouTube Poop Shortie: Tails Doll Kills Dora Using Spaghetti and Gay Luigi
  • Ninja Santa RAINBOW WAFFULZ
  • Aurora Theme / A New Winter Theme
  • Suggestions for IRATE Gamer
2011 The Most-Viewed Year
2011 was the year that I gained the most views. 2010 saw a good rise in views, but 2011 is what made the number skyrocket. I consider 2011 to be the year that marked the beginning of my current channel, since it showcased my first commentaries, films, and even my voice. This was when puberty struck me hard, and I naturally began to make smarter content choices. I began to narrow down my content variety in an effort to give my channel a clearer identity and direction. That identity is basically what my channel is right now, and it all started in 2011. Thanks, 2011 me.

Age: 13-14 years
Personal Music Phase: Horror movie themes, NES music
Most Viewed 2011 Video: Guptill Month Commentary 1: Guptill89 is a Sonic Fag
Songs for 2011: Child's Play theme (1988), Contra's Jungle theme (1987)

You can view the official playlist here.

January 2011
  • Viacom vs. YouTube Part 2: Exposing the Piracy Part 1
  • Viacom vs. YouTube Part 3: Suggestive Viacom Products
  • Rndm LOLz
  • People Trying to Hack Me!?
  • Viacom vs. YouTube Part 4: Exposing the Piracy Part 2
  • YouTube Poop Shortie: Mario Loves Viacom
  • YouTube Poop Shortie: Perverted Mario
  • Rant Against Haters
  • Some More News! New Blog!
February 2011
  • Quick Rant: Pre-Roll Advertisements
  • OMG! It's My Voice!
  • Rant Against SmartPhones
  • Funny Voice-Over
  • SpaceGuru5 Now Takes Requests
  • University Place short: TV Sucks
  • Outspoken Commentary: Smartphones Are Pointless
March 2011
  • Rant Against Thumbs Up Comments
  • Tim's New Accounts! (PRIVATE)
  • Shoop Da Whoop REMIX (Not Mine)
  • Rant Against Sonic Recolors
  • My Response to LifeInATent's Earthquake Video
  • A Message for GyroHedgie453
  • Viacom vs. YouTube
  • Renditioner: Metroid End Theme
  • Happy 100 Videos!
April 2011
  • Rant Against False Copyright Claims
  • Foreignese: Episode 1
  • Rant Against YouTube
May 2011
  • Insanity Part 1
  • Insanity Part 2
  • Outspoken Commentary: Cinnamon Toast Failure
  • The Unlikely Suspect Part 1
  • The Unlikely Suspect Part 2
  • YTPShort: Irategamer's Face Is Edible
  • A Very Low-Tech Sparta Remix
August 2011
  • I Have Returned!
October 2011
  • Internet Rules Rant
  • My Thoughts: Rapture Predictions
  • SG5 Responds: More Subscriber Spammers!
  • Castlevania II: Simon's Quest - Castle Theme 2
  • Contra Force - Stage 2
November 2011
  • Outspoken Commentary: Why We Hate Bieber Fans
December 2011
  • Guptill Month Commentary 1: Guptill89 is a Sonic Fag
2012 The Year of Superfluously and Exorbitantly Elongated Video Titles
2012 was a bit of a slow production year. Moving up to high school meant less time to myself, and so I couldn't make as many videos as I could before. It was hard to recapture the wave of popularity I gained in 2011, and as it turned out I'd never ride that wave ever again. There isn't much to say about 2012, other than the whole December 21 apocalypse thing that (obviously) never happened. However, 2012 is when I finally used downloaded videos to commentate on rather than recording the audio to commentate on them, so I guess that's something. Also, 2012 is when I started this blog, and it's the year I received my camera.

Age: 14-15 years
Personal Music Phase: 1960s and 1970s rock
Most Viewed 2012 Video: A Roadrunning Commentary: Guptill Strikes Again!!!
Song for 2012: Supertramp – "Goodbye Stranger" (1979)

You can view the official playlist here.

January 2012
  • An SG5 Response: When Were Israelites Communists?
February 2012
  • Guptill Month Commentary 2: Guptill89 Knows Nothing About Capitalism
  • SG5 Magic: 21
  • Fan-Made Scream Parody
March 2012
  • Views of the Northwest 1: Suncadia Resort
April 2012
  • One Last Word: Justin Bieber Ain't So Special
May 2012
  • An SG5 Commentary: Guptill Finally Snaps
June 2012
  • An SG5 Fast Lane: A Gift for youngbloodfantasy91
  • Gil's Pet Peeves: The Mindset of the Typical Late 90s Teen
  • The Sixth Spatial Dimension
  • A Roadrunning Commentary: An All-Out Bitch Fest Extravaganza
July 2012
  • A Little Explanation: The Internet Rules Rant Fiasco
  • Gil's Pet Peeves: WHY IS THIS FOREIGN?!?! Complaints
  • A Roadrunning Commentary: Guptill Strikes Again!!!
August 2012
  • derp Rantz: YONGBLUDFANTASY91 [PARODY!]
  • The Coyote Responds: FoxtrotDeltaLima497 and His Substandard Season Finale
October 2012
  • Gil's Pet Peeves: People Overreacting to the End of the Nostalgia Critic
  • Gil's Pet Peeves: Copyright Complaints Revisited
November 2012
  • The Coyote Dissects: CristalDarkRose101
December 2012
  • The Coyote Quickly Responds: Apocalypse How?
2013 The Slowest Year
2013 was by far a slow production year. The laptop I'd used to make my 2011 and 2012 videos suddenly stopped working, and I didn't get a new laptop until December 5. Hence, for the majority of 2013, I relied on iPod uploads. However, during the summer, Daniel and I noticed Barney's Great Adventure was available on Netflix. We'd heard about it in 2011-12, and we really wanted to know what the movie was actually like. Hence, I grabbed my camera and filmed our reactions to the movie in real time. This gave rise to the Barney's Great Adventure review series, which proved to save my channel and gain a large following. At the beginning of 2013, I had 84 subscribers; at the end of 2013, I had 174. This is an undeniably large subscriber jump. If there's anyone to thank for my current fanbase, thank Daniel. He saved my channel. It was during this time that I began attending college alongside high school.

Age: 15-16 years
Personal Music Phase: Punk, post-punk, grunge
Most Viewed 2013 Video: The Coyote and the Hulk: Barney's Great Adventure (1998) Review (Part 1 of 4)
Song for 2013: Television – "Marquee Moon" (1977)

You can view the official playlist here.

January 2013
  • The Coyote Commentates: This Conspiracy Bullshit Is Brought to You By My Overreactive Mind
  • The Unlikely Suspect: The Director's Cut
June 2013
  • The Glitch Heaven of LBP2?
July 2013
  • Some of the Fireworks on the Night of July 4, 2013
  • The Cellular Inhibitor (Part 1 of 2)
  • The Cellular Inhibitor (Part 2 of 2)
  • DFGHulk and I Have a Madea Moment
  • New Twitter Account!
  • How to Make an Action Scene (PRIVATE)
  • (Part of) A Song of Mine
August 2013
  • Cooper Calls 1-800-CHOKE-THAT-HOE! (PRIVATE)
September 2013
  • My Channel Trailer
October 2013
  • The Coyote Rants: YouTube Whores
November 2013
  • The Coyote and the Hulk: Barney's Great Adventure (1998) Review (Part 1 of 4)
  • Outtake From Barney's Great Adventure Review Part 2!
December 2013
  • Amateur Recordings: "Wasted Youth" (no vocals)
  • The Coyote and the Hulk: Barney's Great Adventure (1998) Review (Part 2 of 4)
  • The Coyote and the Hulk: Barney's Great Adventure (1998) Review (Part 3 of 4)
  • The Coyote and the Hulk: Barney's Great Adventure (1998) Review (Part 4 of 4)
2014 The Comeback Year
2014 was definitely one of the better years of my channel. Not only did it have a bigger subscriber surge than 2013, but it also saw a revived amount of video production almost equivalent to that of 2011. Also, this was the year that Daniel, Cooper, and I began actively working on movies and unfinished projects. Two movies were in production in 2014, with the second one being finished in 2015. Thanks to the efforts of 2011 and 2013, my channel has gained a decent amount of popularity, even though my subscription count was under 300. Still, 2014 was a relatively sunny year for my channel.

Age: 16-17 years
Personal Music Phase: Post-punk, new wave, synthpop
Most Viewed 2014 Video: The Coyote Dissects: Kphoria
Song for 2014: A Flock of Seagulls – "The More You Live, the More You Love" (1984)

You can view the official playlist here.

January 2014
  • The Coyote Responds: A Confession About Furries, the Internet Rules Rant, and My Sexuality
  • PSA: To Modern Parents
  • Dusting Off the Old Files #1: 7-Year-Old "Fragheads" Rant
  • Amateur Recordings: Confession
  • Amateur Recordings: Confession (no vocals)
  • Dusting Off the Old Files #2: Puyallup Fair Adventures! (DELETED)
February 2014
  • Dusting Off the Old Files #3: The Events of July 22, 2010
  • The Coyote Commentates: I Should Be a One-Trick Pony
March 2014
  • The Coyote and the Hulk: Lewd, Shrewd, n' Screwed-Up Phone Numbers! (PRIVATE)
  • The Coyote Dissects: Kphoria
  • Demo Recording: A jazz song
  • Demo Recording: I wrote a song about a sandwich.
April 2014
  • The Coyote Commentates: It's Always Sunny in Grouchland
  • SG5 News Report: Is Steve O'Ban (R)acist?
  • The Coyote and the Hulk: Playing Sunny vs. Smiley
  • Top 20 Most-Viewed SpaceGuru5 Videos (200-Subscriber Special!)
May 2014
  • The Transcenders (DELETED)
  • Barney: The Aftermath [TRAILER]
  • Barney: The Aftermath
July 2014
  • WHERE, WHERE THE HELL IS GIL??
  • '90s Ad!! [PARODY]
August 2014
  • an experiment with videopad
  • Updates: The Now, the Then, and the When (PRIVATE)
September 2014
  • Dusting Off the Old Files S2E1a: (Almost) All Barney Clips (Part 1 of 3)
  • Dusting Off the Old Files S2E1b: (Almost) All Barney Clips (Part 2 of 3)
  • Dusting Off the Old Files S2E1c: (Almost) All Barney Clips (Part 3 of 3)
October 2014
  • Dusting Off the Old Files S2E2: The Barney Rape Scene (18+) (DELETED)
  • Dusting Off the Old Files S2E3: Gil Drinks a Bottle of Toxen
  • Dusting Off the Old Files S2E4: Clips from the Transcenders (DELETED)
  • Dusting Off the Old Files S2E5: Rant Against Modern Teens
  • Dusting Off the Old Files S2E6: Outtakes from Is Steve O'Ban (R)acist?
  • Dusting Off the Old Files S2E7: Daniel Flips Out! (again)
  • Dusting Off the Old Files S2E8: Gil Imitates LifeInATent
November 2014
  • Foxy's Halloween Message (Foxy Costume Demo) (PRIVATE)
  • A Coyote Co-Op Commentary: Drink Monster, Satan Laughs (At Your Stupidity)
December 2014
  • The Coyote Rants: Racism in Modern Society
  • The Coyote Plays the AVGN Theme 
  • A Sneak Peek at Last Action Sci-Fi Thriller (PRIVATE)
  • Q&A 2015 (CLOSED) (PRIVATE)
    • Q&A 2015 (Closing Today. Last Chance to Ask!)
    • Q&A 2015 (Open Until 15 Jan 2015) (Original title)
2015 The Year of Stress and Personality Change
2015 held my rudest awakening. It was during this year that I made changes to my personality, becoming a better student and a more mature person. The year started uneasily, as I was put under academic probation at college due to a low GPA. I passed two of the three classes I took from January to March, with the failed class being English 101. However, due to my passing the other classes, I was taken off of academic probation. When Spring Quarter arrived, I took English 101 for the third time and Poli Sci 101 for the second time, while also taking Precalculus 2. The entirety of May and early June was marked by my severe emotional instability, as worries of my failures began to pile up. However, I passed all three classes. Graduation occurred on June 4, though I lacked an English credit; I didn't get to graduate with the Class of 2015. I was devastated, and the next few weeks were marked by depression and self-loathing. However, I got my chance to earn my missing credit; Summer School started on June 29, and from there I worked on my last credit. I began to change my work ethic so that I could ensure I passed my class with flying colors. This, in turn, improved my personality and my outlook on life; I was finally able to shed the wings of despair. I passed Summer School with a 96%, allowing me to graduate. However, things took a sudden turn for the worse on August 23; on that day, I received a call from a friend's mother demanding me to remove videos from my channel. Emotions began to run on autopilot, and insane drama ensued for the next few months. This left me shaken, depressed, and unmotivated to make any content. My channel lay dormant until November 8, and with the germination of my Yume Nikki let's play in mid-December, things began to improve once more.

Age: 17-18 years
Personal Music Phase: New wave, alternative rock, early heavy metal, acid house
Most Viewed 2015 Video: Barney's Great Adventure (1998) Review (All 4 Parts!)
Song for 2015: New Order - "Vanishing Point" (1989)





You can view the official playlist here.

January 2015
  • Dusting Off the Old Files S3E1: Videos from Daniel's Phone (PRIVATE)
  • Dusting Off the Old Files S3E2: Par-Can't
  • Dusting Off the Old Files S3E3: Extras from the Barney Review Series
  • Dusting Off the Old Files S3E4: It Was the FUCKING PHONE!! (PRIVATE)
  • Dusting Off the Old Files S3E5: Justin Bieber Rant
  • Dusting Off the Old Files S3E6: The ORIGINAL Par-Can't!
  • Dusting Off the Old Files S3E7: Preamble to a Review of Breaking Dawn
  • Dusting Off the Old Files S3E8: Welcome Back, Guptill89!
February 2015
  • Organum No. 2 in C Minor
  • Madotsuki (窓付き)
  • Q&A 2015: The Answers
  • SpaceGuru5 on SoundCloud
  • The Coyote Rants: Racism Rant Addendum
March 2015
  • Hoc Vae Mihi Est (demo)
  • Ode to a Beloved Bed (PRIVATE)
April 2015
  • The Coyote Plays: Yume Nikki 3D (Part 1) 
June 2015
  • Exploring an Abandoned Tennis Field
  • Barney's Great Adventure (1998) Review (All 4 Parts!)
  • Cooper Gets Pranked! (DELETED)
  • Cooper Gets Pranked! (Aftermath) (DELETED)
  • A Bowling Montage (DELETED)
  • Short Vlog: Wall Phasing and Problem Solverz
July 2015
  • The Coyote Plays: Yume Nikki 3D (Part 2) [SEIZURE WARNING!] 
  • The Coyote Rants: Freeloaders
  • Goose and Ducks
  • Speech: My Experience with Bullying 
  • The Coyote Plays: Yume Nikki 3D (Part 3)
November 2015
  • The Coyote and the Hulk: Greek Yogurt Taste Test
December 2015
  • DOtOF S4E1: Puyallup Fair Adventures II 
  • It Begins... - Yume Nikki (Part 1) 
  • Creepy Faces! - Yume Nikki (Part 2) 
  • o_O - Yume Nikki (Part 3)
  • Doing Big a Favor - Yume Nikki (Part 4)
  • Just Deserts - Yume Nikki (Part 5)
2016 The Second Comeback Year
2016 began with some private videos being made public again, though a few still remain private. Things were still somewhat tentative, but progress was occurring nonetheless. However, the videos that were made public again were flagged down by Cooper's mom, though the drama that ensued was very much stunted. By the time March arrived, things seemed to be going back to normal once again, much to the relief of myself and DFG Hulk. This would only be for some time, though, as Cooper's mom tried to flag a reposted video again on April 7. Five days later, she flagged a video posted on DFG Hulk's channel that was part of DOtOF Series 4. Lo and behold, Cooper's mom was starting to flag my own best friend, the same friend I'd known since we were in 7th Grade. Things got even more personal at that point. Then, after I was enlightened, I realized that my perception of the flaggings was completely wrong, and that I just made a mountain of a molehill. I decided to do what was right, and I encouraged DFG Hulk to do likewise. At long last, the stress I'd undergone since 2015 was finally concluded. This was further remedied by a week-long trip to Kona, Hawaii, from June 24 to July 2. Upon finding my headset again and helping DFG Hulk with some projects, I got back into making videos again. Eventually, DFG Hulk and I noticed that Cooper was beginning to post videos again. This inspired DFG Hulk to announce this event and me trying to make some videos public again, though as of now we don't know what'll happen. The Crappypasta Graveyard series, which debuted on August 18, turned out to be a surprise hit that was commended by a SOG Wiki admin. Things improved further upon youngbloodfantasy91's return to livestreaming on September 16. I got the chance to join the live Hangout call the next night, and after nearly 7 years of being his fan, I finally got to talk to him directly. It was surreal, and it pushed me to do my own livestream series Hanging with Dollar Store Hobbes (thank you, SoySus15, for the name) starting on September 19. I began to be more active on Skype and befriend new people. Things surely were looking up. However, my headset had shown evident mic problems, though I got it taken care of. 2016 finished off with me and my Skype chums just having a good time together. What a good year this was.

Age: 18-19 years
Personal Music Phase: Post-disco, techno, post-punk, classical, hard rock, new wave
Most Viewed 2016 Video: Crappypasta Graveyard Ep. 1: Eddsworld End
Song for 2016: Joy Division - "Love Will Tear Us Apart" (1980)

You can view the official playlist here.

January 2016
  • DOtOF S4E2: Discussing Age of Ultron (DELETED)
February 2016
  • Muse - "Drones" (SATB Cover) 
  • Bowling with Friends
    • Repost of "A Bowling Montage"
  • Sleepover Prank
    • Repost of "Cooper Gets Pranked!" and "Cooper Gets Pranked! (Aftermath)
  • DOtOF S4E2: Discussing Age of Ultron (Repost)
  • The Transcenders (Repost)
  • SpaceGuru5 Clones Himself
March 2016
  • DOtOF S1E2: Puyallup Fair Adventures! (Remake)
    • Repost/Remake of "Dusting Off the Old Files #2: Puyallup Fair Adventures!"
May 2016
  • The Ball Saver 
June 2016
  • Hawaii Announcement 
  • Hawaii Vlog #1: Getting Ready to Go 
August 2016
  • Hawai'i Island Montage 
  • Short Tease for New Video 
  • Coyote Comms: Freedom of [Inoffensive] Speech 
  • Coyote Comms: Justification through Misinterpretation 
  • Crappypasta Graveyard Ep. 1: Eddsworld end
September 2016
  • Crappypasta Graveyard Ep. 2: Mangle.EXE 
  • Crappypasta Graveyard Ep. 3: Pokémon Dismantled Yellow
  • How Not to Do a Stream! (ft. Mister_Power_Armor) Part 1
  • How Not to Do a Stream! (ft. Mister_Power_Armor) Part 2
  • Hanging with Dollar Store Hobbes 1 
  • Headset Problems... 
  • Hanging with Dollar Store Hobbes 2: Electric Boogaloo 
  • Hanging with Dollar Store Hobbes 3: Baq 2 Tha Hood
  • Hanging with Dollar Store Hobbes 3.1: Baq 2 Tha Hood REDUX
October 2016
  • Hanging with Dollar Store Hobbes 4: The Squeakquel
  • Hanging with Dollar Store Hobbes 4.1: FUCK THIS COMPUTER 
  • Got Muted By Hobbes! 
  • Hanging with Dollar Store Hobbes 5: The Fifth One 
  • HDSH 7: What Happened to 6?! 
  • "Dramatic" Reading: And That's the Way It Is (ft. youngbloodfantasy91, Ara Marson, and Dan Roxas) 
  • YTP Short: Hank Hill Listens to Eleanor Gravy 
  • HDSH 7: The Actual 7th One 
  • J. S. Bach: BWV 565 - "Toccata and Fugue in D Minor" (c. 1730) 
November 2016
  • HDSH 8: Halloween Afterglow Party 
  • SKSD Readers: Oh, How Little Has Changed... (KexAndy100) 
  • PSA: Never Talk Over SoySus15! 
  • Crappypasta Graveyard Ep. 4: Ordinary Men 
  • YTP Short: YB Rants on Himself
  • YTP Short: YB Flaunts His Cuck 
December 2016
  • Girolamo Frescobaldi: La Messa della Domenica (from Fiori Musicali, 1635)
2017 The Militant Year
This year started off with me making a big choice: To join the military. The recruiting process lasted from January 5 to January 17, and I was off to Fort Benning, GA, on February 7, where I underwent Basic Combat Training. I had almost completely forgotten the life I left behind, though when I got to my Advanced Individual Training station in Texas, I was able to get back in touch with my friends. Things were mostly stagnant on my channel until October 2017, when I made a video calling out ThisIsntNotMetal's online behavior. This was followed by a commentary on Smartass Birb and a follow-up video discussing Smartass Birb's antics. Things were all well and good until November 28, when Dan Roxas and I got into a fight with Illiniguy34. What followed was a commentary by Dillin Thomas picking apart my Smartass Birb commentary. When I responded with my rebuttal commentary, things escalated in a way I hadn't seen in a while, if ever. Lots of mudslinging occurred on both sides of the argument, even after I blocked Dillin on December 6. This was perpetuated by Dillin's 41-minute response to me, which he posted on December 18. Since then, I've resorted to just letting the fire burn itself out (however long that will take) and staying quiet for some time. What a sad way to end the year...

Age: 19-20 years
Personal Music Phase: New wave, techno, alt rock, classical
Most Viewed 2017 Video: DOtOF S4E4: The Original Part 2 of the Barney Review
Song for 2017: Radiohead - "Paranoid Android" (1997)

You can view the official playlist here.

January 2017
  • Girolamo Frescobaldi: La Messa degli Apostoli (from Fiori Musicali, 1635) 
February 2017
  • Girolamo Frescobaldi: La Messa della Madonna (from Fiori Musicali, 1635)
  • DOtOF S4E4: The Original Part 2 of the Barney Review
May 2017
  • Mister_Power_Armor Sleeping Through Loud Videos [UNLISTED]
  • DOtOF S4E5: LASFT Commentary
June 2017
  • Girolamo Frescobaldi - "Canzon dopo l'Epistola (La Messa della Domenica)" (1635)
July 2017
  • Gilbert Martinez - "Endless Nights" (2017)
August 2017
  • Gilbert Martinez - "Warm Winter, Cool Summer" (2016)
September 2017
  • Girolamo Frescobaldi - "Toccata avanti il Recercar" (1635) - arr. for orchestra
  • Yesterday and Today Footage (16 May 2014) [UNLISTED]
October 2017
  • Girolamo Frescobaldi - "Toccata cromaticha per l'Elevatione" (1635)
  • Gilbert Martinez - "Waltz of the Pirate Fox (Foxy's Theme)" (2017)
  • ThisIsntNotMetal, Vindictive Hypocrite Extraordinaire
November 2017
  • How to Play Pool Like a Pro (feat. BlueFurCommando)
  • J. S. Bach: "Wie schön leuchtet der Morgenstern" (1725) - Organ only
  • J. S. Bach: "Wie schön leuchtet der Morgenstern" (1725)
  • Dissertation Excerpt: Still TALKING?!?
  • Discord Dissertates: Flying Into Idiocy
  • Let's talk about Smartass Birb...
December 2017
  • Coyote Comms: My opinion is always fact. [DHT Commentaries]
  • Gilbert Martinez - "Spes futurum (Zed's Theme)" (2017)
2018 – The Year of Brooding and Redemption
I spent much of 2018 dealing with the aftermath of December 2017. While I was able to graduate AIT and arrive at my first duty station, I was having a lot of trouble coping with the ensuing depression. This caused me to become bitter and standoffish online, while IRL I was quiet and completely diffident. Upon my 21st birthday on May 12, I began drinking beer to numb the pain, to the point where I became an alcoholic. However, my heavy drinking stopped in early June, when I drunk enough beer to get moderate alcohol poisoning. I'd begun seeking psychiatric care to help alleviate my depressive symptoms. When the CommDB & CC Wiki drama broke out late in June, my hostility towards the CC began to rise, to the point where I left the CC on September 22. As the following months passed, I began to regret my bitterness. This led to me rejoining the CC on December 1, with the goal of expanding my horizons as a commentator and being more well known in the community. By this time, I was awaiting separation from the Army due to problems maintaining weight.

Age: 20-21 years
Personal Music Phase: Alt rock, new wave, grunge, post-punk, classical
Most Viewed 2018 Video: The Coyote Dissects: RED-IMPRISONER, the Faux Bolshevik
Song for 2018: Joy Division - "Isolation" (1980)

You can view the official playlist here.

January 2018
  • flower
  • i wanna see your peacock
  • Coyote & Hulk Celebrate 2018
  • Let's talk about commentaries...
February 2018
  • Johann Jakob Froberger: "Fantasia in E Minor, Mvt. II" (1641)
  • Girolamo Frescobaldi: "Capriccio sopra la Girolmeta" (1635)
  • Coyote Comms: I Find Your Lack of Reason Hilarious [MegatronDBZ]
  • This video is objectively good because it has an OC
March 2018
  • HSDH 9: Enter the Mindfuck.
    • HDSH 9: A Live Hit of LSD (Original title)
  • Crappypasta Graveyard Ep. 5: Pac-Saw
  • Full Metal Droopy
April 2018
  • Family Day Release (19 Apr 2017) [UNLISTED]
  • YTP Short: Back in the U.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.R.
  • YTP Short: The Fool on the SuS
May 2018
  • One Shot, One Kill: Elvis has left the building. [America 2.0]
  • One Shot, One Kill: Artificially Intelligent [MattsFTR]
  • The History of SpaceGuru5 (2007-2018)
June 2018
  • Gilbert Martinez: "Perception is Reality" (2018)
July 2018
  • Coyote Plays: Ao Oni (FULL PLAYTHROUGH) [UNLISTED]
  • Mini Rant: Condemned to Repeat History
  • Gilbert Martinez: "Toccata dolce" (2018)
August 2018
  • HDSH 10: I'mma Jack Google In Its Box
  • DOtOF S4E6: Gaming Randomness Montage
  • The Coyote Dissects: RED-IMPRISONER, the Faux Bolshevik 
  • My all time best Tetris Marathon (as of 24 Aug 2018)
September 2018
  • Why I Left the CC [UNLISTED]
October 2018
  •  Coyote Comms: Believe due process. [Riley J. Dennis]
November 2018
  • Historical Hindsights: What Caused World War I? 
December 2018
  • The CC Cemetery
2019 I Become the Villain (Somehow)
Good fucking God, this year was rough. Rougher than 2017. At least that was only bad for one month. Trouble came a-brewing when I published my commentary on Neros Q. Off-and-on spats led to my hiatus in April. I came back in May and published a co-op commentary featuring 8363MTR and it ended up being a huge success. Then I got threatened with a lawsuit for appropriating someone's art in a parody piece. Cue more spats. In October, I had to take another hiatus because things were just getting too hot for me to handle. I didn't come off that hiatus until 2 days before New Year's Eve. On the plus side, I got to experiment more with both my commentary style and the way I make and use my own backgrounds. This was also the year I made the most commentaries, owing to my membership within the Cloud Palace and thus being more in touch with the CC. All I gotta say is the '20s better be good. CHRIST.

Age: 21-22 years
Personal Music Phase: New wave, '70s & '80s rock, vaporwave, chillwave, '50s & '60s pop, Gothic rock, post-punk
Most Viewed 2019 Video: An MTR-SG5 Co-Op: The T-Off [TBONE2004]
Song for 2019: Sisters of Mercy - "This Corrosion" (1987)

You can view the official playlist here.

January 2019
  • Coyote Comms: Guru Defends Guru [Neros Q] 
  • A Puff of Chaotic Magic: Avatargate 2.0 [TheMarcusWithin] 
February 2019
  • Coyote Comms: Guru Ruins a Thing [Sinatra_Says] 
  • Discord Dissertates: (insert generic CC rant here) [CynoYT]
March 2019
  • One Slap in the Face: Rowan Without a Paddle [Rowan Akamiya185]
  • The Coyote Discusses: Spite, Toxicity, and Their Effects on the CC [DELETED]
  • Coyote Comms: A Blindness that Touches Imperfection [SadieTheCultist222]
  • ZΞD - UPHILL(2019)
April 2019
  • VCR Test Footage [UNLISTED]
  • Cloud Comm Foster Disclaimer [UNLISTED]
May 2019
  • An MTR-SG5 Co-Op: The T-Off [TBONE2004] 
June 2019
  • YTP Short: heh HeH HEH HEH 
August 2019
  • Coyote Comms: Live & Let Die [CGP Grey] 
September 2019
  • New Bi Star Logo!
October 2019
  • ゼッド:解説{ZΞD:COMMENTARY}(2019)
  • A Puff of Chaotic Magic: Say What You Say [KHbrony] 
December 2019
  • Kontent Koyote: Neko Koda's Kommentary Kommunity Kriticism
2020
The decade just started and already there's problems. I'm not giving a fuck anymore.

Age: 22-23 years
Personal Music Phase: New wave, Gothic rock, punk rock, hardcore punk, post-punk
Most Viewed 2020 Video:
Song for 2020:

January 2020
  • Olli Davis - "Nice to Meet You Again" (2019)
February 2020
  • SpaceGuru5's 2019 Highlights
  • DOtOF S5E1: U.P. Brainstorming
March 2020
  • Coyote Quickie: My Corona [TBONE2004]
April 2020
  • HDSH 11: Whackerkrackerjacker Time (Pt. I)
  • HDSH 11: Whackerkrackerjacker Time (Pt. II)
  • HDSH 11: Whackerkrackerjacker Time (Pt. III)
  • HDSH 11: Whackerkrackerjacker Time (Pt. IV) - FINALE!


Public Videos: 304
Unlisted Videos: 6
Private Videos: 12
Deleted Videos: 13
Total Videos: 335 (330 unique)

Dead Content
Animations: July 25, 2009–February 25, 2011; December 25, 2018
How Smart Are You?: February 9, 2010–March 3, 2011
My Webshow: March 2010
Flipnotes: April 9, 2010–March 6, 2011
YouTube Poops: September 27, 2010–January 19, 2011; October 21, 2016
Montages: December 5, 2010–December 11, 2010; August 1, 2016
Music (Original): July 22, 2013–January 21, 2014
Let's Plays: April 20, 2015–December 18, 2015

Current Content
Rants: Since November 7, 2010
  • Classic: November 7, 2010–December 4, 2013
  • Current: Since December 5, 2013
Commentaries: Since March 3, 2011
  • Classic: March 3, 2011–February 14, 2014
  • Modern: February 15, 2014–August 10, 2016
  • Current: Since August 11, 2016
Films: Since May 2, 2011
Reviews: Since November 23, 2013
Dusting Off the Old Files: Since January 15, 2014
Music (Revived): Since February 1, 2015
Crappypasta Graveyard: Since August 18, 2016
Hanging with Dollar Store Hobbes: Since September 19, 2016
LSD Vignettes: Since January 7, 2018

Official Avatars in Videos
Past
No Avatar: May 21, 2009–February 6, 2011
South Park or Animated: February 22, 2011–April 7, 2011
South Park Gil: October 15, 2011–October 26, 2011
Da Yang the Dragon: November 6, 2011–February 1, 2012

Current
Ren Höek: April 23, 2011–August 20, 2011 (main), since December 25, 2018 (side)
Wile E. Coyote: Since April 6, 2012
Master Robot Zed: Since August 11, 2016 (side)
Discord: Since October 29, 2017
The Guru: Since February 13, 2019 (side)

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