Yep, I finally posted the Barney Review conclusion. That means I'm finally done with this Barney shit after having focused on it since July 2013. Thank God!
Anyway, here's the video. I posted this on Boxing Day in Canada, so I guess it counts as some sort of holiday special, even if nobody else celebrates Boxing Day outside of Canada (I don't even know what the fuck Boxing Day is).
"The Coyote and the Hulk: Barney's Great Adventure (1998) Review (Part 4 of 4)"
Fun Fact: If you put all four parts of this review series back-to-back the way they are, the resulting video would be 1 hour, 28 minutes, and 27 seconds, which is the length of an actual movie.
Anyway, thanks for staying tuned, and take care. :)
Merry Christmas to everyone (as long as you're Christian. If you're not, then Happy Christmahanukkwanzaakah.). Now please, stop singing fucking Christmas carols to everyone in town. We're all trying to get some sleep.
In all seriousness, I love all of you. I love each of my subscribers and I'm very grateful that I have as many as I have right now (172 at the time of this post).
Thanks for your support of me being a sardonic asshole, and take great care this Christmas. :)
Sorry to be so sudden, but recent events have occurred that have forced me to postpone the posting of the persistently piss-poor piece of poop known as Barney's Great Adventure. We're gonna film an extra scene some time this week and will post it as soon as possible. Thanks for your patience.
So, I guess now's the time I reveal that rant topic I'm sure 3 of you have been wondering about. The rant was originally supposed to be about racist idiocy in modern society, but it's evolved into the state of society as it is today. I posted a script for it on my DeviantART page as a journal entry. I guess you can consider this your free backstage pass. Anyway, the link's right here, so you can read it if you want to. I really don't care, though, since I know not many of you will bother to read it anyway.
Stay tuned, and take care. Oh, and happy almost Christmas. <(")
Just today, I've edited the fourth and final installment of the Barney Review series. However, I've decided not to post the video itself until Christmas. I just want to give people a chance to see the other parts before I unveil this one. I hope you guys understand.
And yes, after I get this Barney Review shit out of the way, I'll go back to making the usual videos. I just wanted to try my hand at movie reviews before I do anything else. This review series ate up the second half of 2013 to film, edit, and post, so I'm looking forward to finally getting it off of my chest.
Stay tuned for part 4 as your Christmas present (just wait 168 hours), and take care. :)
We just got done editing the second and third parts of the Barney review and are very close to posting them onto YouTube! Now, sit back, relax, and shout "This movie is fucking retarded" with DFGHulk and I as we commence the destruction of Barney's Great Adventure.
The good news is that, while I'm at DFGHulk's house, I can finish editing the other parts of the review that we intended to make. Yeah, we can get the rest of it done in one night now!
The bad news is that you guys will have to wait a while before it actually gets posted onto YouTube. Sit tight and stay tuned, though, for it will be posted in due time.
I wrote this song on October 18, 2013, about the frustrations with today's youth as felt by DFGHulk and I. This song is an amalgamation of our experiences with today's youth and our downright pessimistic outlook for the future.
There are seven parts:
Bass Guitar
Acoustic Guitar 1
Acoustic Guitar 2
Percussion
Drums
Tambourine
Keyboard 1
Keyboard 2
Vocals (not shown in this video)
The lyrics are as follows:
Oh! The madness never slows!
Oh! When we don't look, it grows!
Why, oh, why does this happen?
Why, just why? It seems nobody knows.
I only wanted to learn at my high school,
but, like any day, life's too damn cruel.
I try to do my work, but no one shuts their mouths;
they yell and scream and sag their pants, like a bunch of brain-dead fools.
Oh! The madness never slows!
Oh! When we don't look, it grows!
Why, oh, why does this happen?
Why, just why? It seems nobody knows.
I tried to ride my bus, one Monday after school,
but, like any day, life's too damn cruel.
Someone shrieked for way too long, and then the condoms flew.
I got so upset and so cross, it took a day for it all to lose its fuel.
What has this generation become to be so uncouth?
As far as I'm concerned, we're all such wasted youth.
Whatever deductions can be made don't need a master sleuth
to see that, in our bad future, we're all such wasted youth.
Here's the video (I apologize in advance for the poor video quality, although the audio is excellent):
